Rockstar Games have unveiled the teaser trailer for its upcoming title, GTA 6, a day earlier than initially intended thanks to one precarious crypto scammer leaking the trailer in advanced.
Though obviously, leaking the trailer a day early isn’t anywhere near as harmful as the individual that Take-Two Interactive and Rockstar Games have ruthlessly prosecuted for leaking in-development state gameplay footage.
Many aspects regarding Grand Theft Auto VI from these leaks have unfortunately become a reality, with GTA 6 taking players back to Vice City which is essentially a fictious depiction of Miami Florida.
Grand Theft Auto V was by far the worst GTA release across the entire 3D / HD era in terms of a narrative point of view, with its main story campaign being relatively underwhelming and completely forgettable, rather than being complexing and gritty it decided to try and emulate a Michael Bay film with a plethora of action sequences throughout.
Narrative aside, GTA V was also a downgrade on a technical front as opposed to the previous entry GTA IV, with the 2013 release sporting inferior physics among other quality of life features, despite being inferior all around compared to previous entries Grand Theft Auto V was by far the most successful thanks to its heinous online component.
GTA Online has printed billions of dollars, and I mean that literally, with the grindy and monetized online component helping propel GTA V to over 190 million copies sold to date making it one of the highest selling games of all time, money talks after all.
Rockstar Games aren’t the company they used to be well over a decade ago, they’ve been hemorrhaging crucial personnel since the release of GTA 4, and as previously mentioned their comprehensive writing has gone downhill with the releases of GTA V and even Red Dead Redemption 2 which some wish to forget contains lots of progressive and feminist propaganda scattered throughout its immensely detailed world.
Rockstar Games happened to remove depictions of drag queen NPCs inside of Grand Theft Auto V, of which the protagonist used to be able to hurl negative comments and slurs towards these NPCs in-game, because insulting a drag queen is transphobic.
And Rockstar Games doesn’t want to be problematic anymore it would seem, for a game franchise as commonplace as Grand Theft Auto which has quite literally been all about gangs, drugs, guns and violence.
Due to the immense popularity of Grand Theft Auto V, it comes as no surprise that there’s a lot of hype surrounding GTA 6, but I’m not all that excited, how can I be given the circumstances that have been laid out in front of our very eyes regarding increasingly progressive bullshit being peddled inside of Rockstar’s own games?
When the trailer for Grand Theft Auto 6 was leaked ahead of time, Lloyd Knott, a developer at Rockstar Games took to social media to boldly proclaim “Well, that fucking sucks“.
I agree, it does fucking suck. No, I’m not talking about the fact that the trailer was leaked ahead of time, forcing Rockstar Games to reveal the game ahead of schedule, I don’t really give a damn about that.
I’m talking about the trailer itself, my reaction to the GTA 6 reveal can simply be summarized in a very similar manner to “well, that fucking sucks”.
Much like the previous Grand Theft Auto installment, GTA 6 will also feature multiple playable protagonists, those being in the form of Lucia, a rather unattractive flat-chested Latina and Jason, her White trailer trash boytoy.
The two seemingly have a Bonnie and Clyde style of relationship from the reveal trailer, though it’s a fairly safe estimate to proclaim that Lucia is the more assertive member of the two.
The trailer as a whole showcases absolutely zero gameplay footage across its one and a half minutes of runtime, though it does hilariously give up the fact that GTA 6 intends to release in 2025 as opposed to 2024 so fans will be waiting an entire year to experience Rockstar’s worst release in the modern era.
Rockstar have been swiftly incorporating progressive themes and ideologies inside of its games, the hype that surrounds Grand Theft Auto 6 has catapulted it as being the “game of all time” it would seem, quite literally everyone will not shut the fuck up about this goddamn game, again, GTA V has sold over 190 million copies over its decade long tenure.
Because Grand Theft Auto 6 is most certainly going to raise the ESG score of Rockstar Games.
The setting is supposed to be Miami Florida, the great Vice City and yet hilariously enough it feels as if GTA 6 takes place inside of Cuba given how the reveal trailer features predominately people of colour with barely any White Americans seen throughout the minute and a half trailer.
My favorite game in the franchise, that being San Andreas is centered around the 1990’s gang crime wave in Los Angeles, with GTA SA featuring a large number of Hispanics and African Americans in inner city “ghettos”, with a comprehensive story.
GTA 6’s depiction of Vice City almost entirely consists of individuals with varying shades of brown, the only difference being that the trailer is rife with modern America culture which is more or less a byword for utter degeneracy.
The common theme with Grand Theft Auto VI has to be overweight black women, given how across the short teaser trailer there’s very little of anything else, with hideous depictions of obese black women twerking, suffice to say that GTA 6 is the most realistic game in the franchise that summarizes modern America perfectly.
Grand Theft Auto, a franchise is unanimous with depictions of crime and violence, the trailer caters towards modern audiences excellently, by catering to the modern so-called “car culture” with street takeover and swarming vandals on motorbikes.
Vice City is full of unrepentant criminals, just like modern America. The only problem being the sheer volume of inclusivity, portraying African Americans as nothing more than hooligans and the perpetrators of crime.
If you thought the Saints Row Reboot was “too woke” you haven’t seen anything yet.
If you’re the kind of person who gets offended over the actions of others inside a video game, such as by senselessly murdering NPCs you’re most certainly going to want to avoid this game as it quite frankly is the world’s most racist game.
The trailer cuts to a scene of GTA’s rendition of Miami Beach, which features an over representation of Brown people. Remove the context from the image and you’d probably imagine that this is a scene taken from an African coastline, you genuinely wouldn’t be able to tell the difference.
Inclusivity seems to be all the rage in modern times, because it’s racist and offensive to have White people in modern media, which is why Grand Theft Auto 6 seemingly features very little aside from African Americans, by depicting them as petty criminals and thugs, African Americans are the center focus of this game as they apparently are the majority of Vice City’s population.
And of course if there’s a disproportionate amounts of representation there is bound to be quite a lot of NPCs in-game that are of varying racial backgrounds, NPCs of which are completely optional yet entirely available for the player to senseless gun down, run over or assault by various other means, by catering towards a marginalized ethnicity, what Rockstar Games have managed to achieve is remarkable.
Grand Theft Auto VI is not only the most woke, the most inclusive game across Rockstar Games’ entire history, with horrendous depictions of ugly fat women twerking, essentially mocking the modern Miami lifestyle but it also happens to be the most vile and racist game in existence, essentially being an open world African American killing simulator, a White nationalists wet dream.
Rockstar have fallen flat on their feet in terms of writing over the past decade and they’ve dedicated themselves to being more inclusive, by incorporating SJW themes and agendas inside of Red Dead Redemption 2 alongside removing transphobic content from GTA V. They’ve made a vow to not “punch down” marginalized groups moving forward.
The main protagonist is a purposefully desexualized woman of color, the teaser trailer features very little apart from African Americans, with an over exaggeration of modern America culture to boot.
It’s rumored that the production costs associated with GTA 6 are between $1 billion and $2 billion dollars which will firmly cement the game as being the most expensive video game of all time and I for one hope it fails so spectacularly that it bankrupts Take-Two Interactive, not just for producing this woke abomination but for purposefully targeting game modders for the better part of half a decade.
But that’s unlikely to happen, Grand Theft Auto 6 has simply been built on top of what was immensely successful, with regressive physics and ease of control found with GTA V, this new game will simply expand upon that philosophy as it attempts to nickel-and-dime audiences with an even more invasive online component, while it’s unlikely that the game itself will surpass its predecessor in terms of popularity, simply due to the fact that GTA V has been one of the largest grossing games of all time speaks volumes alone.
This garbage will sell regardless and that is a real pity, but I for one cannot wait for it to come out on PC, but in typical Rockstar fashion the game has only been advertised for a console release leaving the potentiality of a PC port entirely up in the air which is likely to be resold a year or two after release so players can purchase the same game once again, just as they had done with GTA V.
