Breast Girl.

Azur Lane is among the crop of mobile gacha games that actually understands its core audience, that core audience being men who like good looking fictional women. Emphasis on the women part, so many western developers seemingly can’t understand the fact that gamers don’t really want ugly women with censored / less revealing outfits.

Azur Lane is developed by the Chinese studio of Shanghai Manjuu Technology but is published by a Japanese company called Yostar, the mobile game has you taking charge as a commander as you assemble, unlock and pay to roll for warships or shipgirls, anthropomorphic renditions of battleships with varying shapes, curves, sizes and lewdness.

To say that it’s a popular game would be an understatement considering how Azur Lane has spawned multiple different anime adaptations and a full fledged game called “Crosswave” developed by Compile Heart, known for their work with the Hyperdimension Neptunia series of games.

Back to the mobile game itself, which contains damn near endless amounts of busty “shipgirl” maidens, the game is obviously plagued to the brim with limited time events / offers and usually relies upon FOMO or the fear of missing out for players to empty their wallet to unlock their desired high ranking big breast ship of their own choice.

You can also unlock various “skins” for your shipgirls too, skins refer to alternate outfits or costumes that players can acquire and equip. These skins offer visual customization options, allowing players to change the appearance of their favorite characters.

Skins in Azur Lane often feature unique designs that can range from casual clothing to elaborate dresses, themed costumes, or even holiday-themed outfits. These skins can significantly alter the appearance of the shipgirls, giving them a fresh and distinct look.

And most skins come with a highly suggestive Live2D animation which showcases the ships and all of their goods.

Skins can be obtained through various means, such as in-game events, gacha systems, or by purchasing them from the in-game store using real or in-game currency. Some skins may be limited-time exclusives, making them more desirable and sought after by players.

And it’s one of these newly revealed skins for Azur Lane that has perked the attention of idiotic puritans all over social media.

The Robust Floral Strings skin for “Kashino” was revealed on September 15th and is currently available in Azur Lane from right now until October 4th as apart of the “Effulgence Before Eclipse” event which features a verity of raunchy summer themed skins to brighten your day.

However something quite unforeseen from the announcement of the Effulgence Before Eclipse event, which usually was just another day in the office for Azur Lane was when the worst crowd of individuals seemingly got ahold of the ginormous breasts of the Kashino Robust Floral Strings skin.

This all generally started from one of those fake pretentious “weebs” on Twitter with a large following retweeting the post from Azur Lane’s EN account, resulting in their swarm of followers to chime in on the matter spreading their diseases in the process.

And by worst crowd I of course mean the average Twitter enthusiast fueled by an unrelenting rage towards attractive women and soy.

So much so that Aleks Le, a Korean voice actor who will soon be voicing Makoto Yuki, the main protagonist in the upcoming remake of Persona 3 dubbed “Reload”, who shared their thoughts on the matter in regards to “what if the genders were swapped?!”

Well, I for one know exactly what would happen if the genders were swapped, the woke crowd that infests Twitter would flock to the game in droves because majority of them are repressed homosexuals, including Aleks Le.

Fantasizing about muscle men and massive jiggly balls is completely normal, if a game were to feature this it would be considered “ironic” and “mundane”, bear sexualizing women is bad but sexualizing men or even animals is considered normal, you’re not obliged to fuck that bear, you can simply avoid it and carry on gaming.

We’ve got games such as Genital Jousting, an indie game of the week that was highly received and hogged the Twitch spotlight during its heyday, thank you Markiplier. The game essentially boils down to you playing as a penis shaped object as you try and insert yourself into the backdoor of other penis shaped objects.

We’ve got gay dad dating simulators, which are highly received as well. There’s a common trend here, turns out there’s lots of games targeting homosexual audiences and nobody really bats an eye despite the fact that the entirety of media outlets and Twitter find themselves repulsed and triggered over the fact that there is such thing as a beautiful female woman.

And let’s not forget where journalistic eyes are wandering.

It’s a common trend that I’ve noticed, these people only ever get offended by sexualization or good looking women if they are targeting a male audience, but if something targets those who are homosexual there’s absolutely no fuss about it, be it full on mocap sex scenes or bear fucking. These individuals seemingly only take issue with those who are straight, because they themselves are enraged homosexuals who do nothing but slander their own sexuality.

Kashino’s tits are so large and “problematic” that literally tens of thousands of individuals have chimed in on Twitter QRTs to objectify Azur Lane developers, players and chime in about how all men are sexist pigs, such as this fine “anime enjoying” individual who decided to use the word “straggot”.

Now I for one have never heard the term “straggot” before, but I can pretty much guess exactly what the word implies, though if I were to drop the “str” and replace it with a singular letter I’d probably have a world wide dox campaign against my head before swiftly being burned alive for being homophobic, but of course it’s perfectly okay to insult straight people.

Of course the other argument to screech regarding skimpy fictional drawings, that they were designed by sexist pig men who want to gawk at big tits because they are disgusting sex fiends who “can’t get laid” or should “just go watch porn”.

This is actually quite hilarious actually, considering the fact that at least when it comes to Japanese manga or novels that contain grotesque sexual themes or premises, it’s usually women who are the authors, or in the case of Azur Lane the goddamn CEO of Shanghai Manjuu Technology is a woman.

Here is a goddamn interview featuring Shuyin Lin, CEO of Shanghai Manjuu Technology briefly describing the thought and creation process with the characters featured in one of the world’s most popular mobile games.

Aside from the fact that these sex craved MALE perverts were in fact women all along, the low-T individuals that infest on Twitter are relentless with their cabal against sexy fictional characters, which once again are run by, staffed by and created by men AND women, those sexist vile bastards want nothing more than to incite cancel culture against prominent female artists and creators.

Now that’s what I call empowerment.

But of course these types of people are always right, they’re totally not a hivemind of negativity and retardation, they totally don’t use bots to fluff up their anti cultured rants with likes retweets and more to not only push their own narrative but seemingly declare victory against the so called “fascists” who adore big tits.

Such as the regular instance of anime “tourists” or battle shonen enthusiasts as they’re often known, considering their only recollection of Japanese anime and manga come from the abundance of shonen trash streamed on Netflix and or Crunchyroll.

Random ass accounts with fuck all followship seemingly generating tens of thousands of likes on mundane tweets about a controversial subject, totally not at all suspicious, you’re just a sexist virgin if you disagree.

Better yet are those who believe that because their ancestorial lineage traces back to a specific country they feel entitled to being offended over the characterization depicted by those from said country, such as the case with this big brained loon who since deleted their original tweet that stated.

“Stop sexualizing my culture for your weird ass sexual fantasies pls and thank you, go fuck yourself”.

Yet again, another random no name account garnering tens of thousands of likes and hundreds of thousands of views for a shitty yet politically correct take on a controversial subject, the tweet has since been removed (obviously) with the pile of shit following up with the following.

“Stop sexualizing my culture” what a load of goddamn rubbish, as in their own words they are “partially” Japanese but thankfully doesn’t live in Japan, which would be an absolutely horrible thing considering just how much safer and less violent it is to live in Japan versus the western world, this piece of shit is merely throwing it out there that because their lineage is partially Japanese that big titty anime girls is somehow cultural appropriation and highly offensive to this gaijin.

K.

Good thing this chap stood their ground, no name Twitter account garnering over 400,000 views on their totally legitimate and not at all botted tweet just decided to delete it rather than bask in the glory of their ten minutes of fame highlighting just how retarded they are for objectifying his heritage and culture as being the sole producers of “anime” styled content.

Wonder why they deleted that tweet.

China, Japan, Korea, all basically the same, so long as the women is fictional and good looking with big assets clearly it was made by those nasty Japanese people.

Azur Lane is immensely successful, it generates hundreds of millions of dollars annually without much effort, why? Because the folks over at Manjuu know exactly what their players want. A verity of good looking women both big and small which is something or a rarity now as every mainstream developer, even Japanese ones have prioritized western markets and consumers with ESG appeasing woke centric masculine women over actual femininity.

They call it “progress” but never delve beyond that in regards to whether it is good progress or bad progress, it is always just progress. And that’s the way it has been for several years now and shows no sign of actually stopping, the uglier female characters get in modern media the more and more the likes of Azur Lane profits because they actually understand what actually fucking sells.

Azur Lane is all welcoming and inclusive to men who seek what real men seek, femininity and good looking women, what’s actually fucking hilarious is that the woke outrage mob got ahold of Kashino’s big tit outfit and yet not a goddamn peep regarding the revealing swimsuit outfit and provocative Live2D animation for Hatsuzuki which is what you would call of “loli” with her new August’s First Romance skin also available during the Effulgence Before Eclipse event.

There’s nothing more problematic to these kinds of people than a fictional depiction of what they perceive as being a “child” but I guess big tits won out in the end.